Erratic Uranus and Funny Horoscopes

Hey God's Children,


-->My Horoscope one day: “It's understandably difficult to motivate yourself if you are already content. Today's Venus-Jupiter conjunction in your 6th House of Work suggests that your easygoing demeanor enables you to leave unpleasant chores for another day. But you won't likely be able to avoid all your responsibilities as erratic Uranus now releases a surprise of his own, revealing a few twists and turns. Be smart; taking care of your obligations early in the day will minimize any complications.”
I guess I should be mature, but the line about Uranus is priceless. Like your “erratic” anus will release a surprise. Kind of sounds like diarrhea.

Peace out

Angels Book Series by D. C. Cowan